I unironically love this. Of course it isn’t practical in the least, but I love it.
Wake me up when Septempril ends
Like my father’s come and past, 1900 years has gone so fast!
Sounds like a medicine I shouldn’t take before asking my doctor if it’s right for me.
Managust, the manliest of months.
“Lousy Smarch Weather”
‘Do Not Touch -Willie’
“Hey, good advice!”
Ask your doctor if Moctopril™ is right for you!
My insurance won’t cover it so I have to take Novemugust…
Novemugust is what I’ve been feeling since last November.
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I use febr a rch btw
You know about neo-pronouns, get ready for neo-months
j’october
Tu as october
Il elle on a october
october
j’octobe
tu octobes
il/elle/on octobe
nous octobons
vous octobez
ils/elles octobent
Genuine Question:
if you could split the month names into 3, how would you split them to maximise their choice overlap?
- “em” is a good overlap for nov/sept/dec
- “uar” is good for jan/febr
I assume the post is the maximum. I wonder if there is an algorithm for that
hierarchical letter clustering would be my guess, or graph-based clustering using ngrams of 2-4 as nodes and maximising for connections.
Or using an optimized Regex and printing out the DFA?
Edit: Quick N-gram analysis (min=3, max=num letters in that month)
R-code
library(ngram) tmonths = c("january", "february", "march", "april", "may", "june", "july", "august", "september", "october", "november", "december") zzz = lapply(tmonths, function(mon){ ng = ngram::ngram_asweka(paste(unlist(strsplit(mon, split="")), collapse=" "), min=3, max=nchar(mon)) return(gsub(" ", "", ng)) }) res = sort(table(unlist(zzz))) res[res > 1]This gives the following 9 ngram frequencies greater than 1:
ary uar uary emb embe ember mbe mber ber 2 2 2 3 3 3 3 3 4As you can see two longest most common motifs are “em-ber” and “uar-y”
Using this I propose the following graph
Mermaid
stateDiagram direction LR sept --> em nov --> em dec --> em em --> ber oc --> to to --> ber feb --> uar uar --> y jan --> uar ju --> ne ju --> l l --> y ma --> r ma --> y r --> ch a --> p p --> r r --> il a --> u u --> gust
Thanks for saving me time, my head was already spinning on the previous comment but you made it stop.
I’m really disappointed by June, April and August. Without these months, everything would be so neat and orderly
Freaking romans with their gods and emperors, they couldn’t go from unember to duodecember
Interestingly
- Aprch
- Maril
are the only two hallucinations, everything else is always a legit month
My wife and I always wanted a joctober baby…
Jocktober
Jocktober is a workout month. Gotta get fit for my costume.
This is disgusting. Who enters dates in month/day/year order?
That’s just adding salt to the would
How do you see that and this is your reaction?
Because I’m not used to entering dates in month/day/year order.
Neither am I but much less am I used to the day starting at 0
at least no bot will solve this
Decay is my favourite month
I’ll take “le tits now” for 300, Trebek HEH HEH
I think of this moment probably once a month and I don’t know how to make it stop.
You linking that also-fantastic post is one of the funniest things I’ve seen all day. Well done! I laughed my ass off.
I love the month of Jay
