- Rookie mistake. If the can owner turns the can over they’d find a P38 can opener to easily open and enjoy their beverage. /s  - Oooh, nice hiss! - My wife says the accelerated “tink tink” is her favorite part of Steve’s videos (though she likes other parts, too). - I like it when he does one decisive TINK, then puts the spoon down. 
 
 
- Man, I dunno why I miss these? They’re so unwieldy it made it fun to tame the can 
- And I used to keep one of these in my wallet because there were times where I need it and didn’t have anything available. - Keeping it right next to the condom would not be great - That would be stupid. - You wrap it in the condom. - Wearing BCGs would negate the need for a condom, if one was in the military and had need of a P38. 
 
 
 
 
- Well duh, it’s a can’t of DIET cola 
- This is what that weird thing on your multi-tool is for. - No, that’s where the tiny little eyeglass screwdriver used to attach. I’d use the can opener. 
 
- Can of Nope. 
- A can piercer would open it just fine. (That’s the pointy end of a bottle opener) They’re also handy for cutting open taped-up cardboard boxes, less likely to cut the contents than a box cutter. - Church key - I remember the first time as a kid, that someone asked me to hand them the Church Key, and I was majorly confused. Why do you want a key to a church? We don’t even go to church, why would we have a key? Do people who go to church all get their own key to the front door? - I had a lot of questions, and they didn’t end when it was explained that a church key is a can opener… - “THEN WHY DO THEY CALL IT A CHURCH KEY? WHY DON’T THEY JUST CALL IT A CAN OPENER?” 
- I often call it that too, although I think it would be difficult to break into a church using one. - Well, if you have a key, you probably don’t need to break in. 
 
- we slapped a lil magnet on ours and it lives on the fridge. 
 
 
- I bet a coke collector would pay like… ten bucks for that can. - Yeah, in my area the local bottler kept giving out sealed empty Pepsi cans. - People were pissed, but I sold 3 for $20 a pop on ebay. - Pun intended. 
 
- Coken’t 
- It’s doing OP a favour. The “Diet” means nothing and $1 for $1 Coke is worse for your body than coke. - Well, $2 of Coke makes me feel good all day. I bet $2 of coke couldn’t do that! - Your coke lasts all day? Damn, super jealous. 
 
 
- The pop-top is a subscription. For $1.99/mo you can get cans that have convenient openings. 
- I can’t move it move it anymore Maurice 
- I can I can’t 
 
- it’s the weirdest times when the can tab breaks off 
- Do they even make church keys these days? 
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