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Can’t be Jesus Christ.
Jesus drives a Honda, not a Hyundai.
John 12:49 - “For I did not speak of my own Accord…”
Maybe he traded it in?
“Took 3 fucking days. 0 stars.”
Christ must really like those who help themselves; help themselves to that Elantra when they steal it…
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Forgot to capitalise “Him” though…
Hyundai Elantra?
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“When you got 30+ miles to the gallon, it was then that I carried you."
🎵 Christ will ride again🎵
*Him /s
