And here i am having a toilet that automatically cleans my ass with warm water, drys it and plays music…
Bidets are the only way.
I went to my aunts house in a holiday as a child and was amazed by the water fountain at the bathroom. I drank the water from it.
All 3 of you in that trenchcoat? Or does it still count if only one of you sipped from the forbidden font?
The best part is that the sponge was a real sea animal that was mudrered and speared on the end of a stick.
Still are. You can buy them at your local super market.
Idk how easy are to find and pick up…maybe it made sense to share it if they weren’t easy to come by.
I as an American bidet convert can only say: bro it will change your life.
They aren’t expensive, they are easy to install, and don’t listen to this warm water propaganda, that cool water (I live in the northern parts so I mean COOL) is refreshing and great.
Join the revolution of having a clean ass!
I live in the tropics so my water comes heated 😎
Ignore this fool, warm water is superior in every conceivable way.
Ascend, my Lemmy brethren and sistren! Behold the bidet!
Where’s the communal sponge holder?
A bowl filled with vinegar and/or saltwater in the middle of the room. If your hand touches someone else’s as you both reach for it, it’s only polite to strike up a conversation as one of you cleans up.
Ah so it’s not a “you scrub my butthole, I scrub yours” situation?
That would explain last Thursday…
This is Rome, not Greece
That’s right! In Rome, only one of the two gets his butthole scrubbed!
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