i could die happy

I’m actually surprised one didn’t exist yet

Asahi makes the best one I’ve ever tried

delicious, delicious beer-flavored soda water

I actually use a decade old version of this to control a very expensive machine at work which is simultaneously surreal and validating of all the time I wasted spent learning linux from my teens onward

I respect Bunsenlabs for lacking the chaotic instability that I loved to hate about Crunchbang in high school, and which I hate to wish I could love as a busy adult requiring a stable system…

CrunchBang was my jam in late high school. I couldn’t believe how much more lightweight it was compared to Lubuntu, which had been my main for years due to having a potato laptop

that circular trackpad…!

missed opportunity to name it codeine

full take: this is a complex topic involving sociology, agricultural science, economics, culture, ethics, and more and deserves serious discourse

meme take: THAT RICE IS PRETTY I WANT IT

apparently we fart out a few photons here and there, though
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2707605/

anyone writing a story set in the distant future please make NYT the dominant video game company lol

i mean nintendo did start out as a playing card manufacturer, nokia was originally a paper pulp mill, etc.

to be fair knees peeking out over knee socks are v cute. thigh highs are awesome but knee socks are underrated

sigh. me. why can’t i be normal

I, a casual PC gamer, played it with a hardcore console gamer, and it was very fun overall

But BOY were there some shooter sections that absolutely dismembered me with my WASD-brain 💀

I second Portal. Technically it’s a “first person puzzle platformer” but it’s just so its own thing that it hardly feels like a video game.

My mom who hadn’t touched any video games since 80s arcade machines absolutely loved Portal

I’ve lived in several 1-toilet apartments in my life and am now a firm believer that all 1-toilet tenants have a god-given right to access to a backup toilet (such as in a laundry room or rec room on the apartment complex’s campus)

a toilet is a VERY unfun thing to not have a backup of and suddenly it’s not working

Roll jumping in Jak & Daxter. There was a whole area of Sandover Village that was inaccessible without it and I killed at least an hour failing to double-jump-spin over to it 🤬

I used SketchUp growing up and it ruined my brain

Now it’s a warped husk of what it used to be so all I can do is cry while staring at FreeCAD tutorials until I give up and smash together a barely usable STL in OpenSCAD or TinkerCAD

send help

that’s so much more in depth than the lemmy post I saw 😭