This one’s gonna last a few (the final few?) generations.

We’re legally banning chemtrails up in hurrr

Like Voyager II leaving the solar system, humans passed Idiocracy and kept going. At current velocity, is it possible this is a papyrus tabloid headline from 25 years in the future?

It’s 2025; if you’re gonna make a comment like that, descend from thy perch and guide us down the beaten-off path. Do I go to Samsung and ask for a flip phone? I know they have one they would l🤑ve to sell me. Are you also someone who thinks I should avoid 5G? Do you have a dumb phone make/model you recommend? Is disconnecting from society the only way? Do you only talk via pigeon or smoke during solstice or blót?