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minus-squareFargeol@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up125·edit-24 days agoNaN minutes later, a truck arrives in the alley, its license plate reads “undefined”. Someone gets out of the vehicle “I have something for you” He gives you a package. You open it. It’s an [object Object]
minus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up66·4 days agoMust be from the NPM delivery service. The recipient is lucky the driver didn’t give them thousands of dependencies too.
minus-squareElvith Ma'for@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up20·4 days agoGuess why he came with a truck and not on a cargo bike…
minus-squareulterno@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days agoBecause you forgot to tell them that you already have the dependencies at home?
minus-squareFrostyCaveman@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up13·edit-24 days agoAh sweet, my left-pad is coming today!
minus-squareCase@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoYou don’t get dependencies in real life like that. You work 10 years in an industry and try to get a promotion? That may be a dependency issue.
minus-squaredovahking@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·3 days ago“I’ve been looking for you! Got something I’m supposed to deliver. Your hands only.”
NaN minutes later, a truck arrives in the alley, its license plate reads “undefined”. Someone gets out of the vehicle
“I have something for you”
He gives you a package. You open it. It’s an [object Object]
Must be from the NPM delivery service. The recipient is lucky the driver didn’t give them thousands of dependencies too.
“I got a package from Jason”
“I also got a lock”
Guess why he came with a truck and not on a cargo bike…
Because you forgot to tell them that you already have the dependencies at home?
Ah sweet, my
left-padis coming today!You don’t get dependencies in real life like that.
You work 10 years in an industry and try to get a promotion? That may be a dependency issue.
“I’ve been looking for you! Got something I’m supposed to deliver. Your hands only.”