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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 days ago

ls homework/

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ls homework/

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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 days ago
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https://anarres.family/@olivvybee/114936476757658910

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    sudo ls

    …?

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      hddsx is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
      
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        TO THE UK GOVERNMENT

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          I thought it was reported to Santa?

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            Yeah, he’s also been working on misinformation campaigns to try to hide that fact. Be really careful who you accept presents from this Christmas. Person with long beard sitting atop their throne of cables and holding a huge power bar like a staff. Likely in an old server room. Captioned: "this is who all your failed sudos get reported to"

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          You gawt a loicense faw that foil there guv’na?

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        This indecent will be reported.

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        Time for ‘init=/bin/bash’….

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      sudoers getting renamed to grownups

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      $ sudo make me a sandwich

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        -bash: sudo: command not found

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        $ whoami

        a_sandwich

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