not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 days agols homework/lemmy.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square67fedilinkarrow-up11.02Karrow-down19file-text
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minus-squarerumba@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 days agoalias sex “updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep”
minus-squareaxEl7fB5@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 days agoyou dare assume my package manager. alias stroke="rm" for i in {1..100}; do touch penis && stroke penis; done
minus-squarerumba@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoI don’t assume anything, I just repost stuff from 40 years ago. ;)
alias sex “updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep”
you dare assume my package manager.
alias stroke="rm" for i in {1..100}; do touch penis && stroke penis; doneI don’t assume anything, I just repost stuff from 40 years ago. ;)
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