xkcd #3134: Wavefunction Collapse
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Wavefunction collapse is only one interpretation. Under some interpretations, graduate students also have souls.
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3134/
Quantum Mechanics doesn’t have to be random. Look up bohmian quantum mechanics which is a fairly simple hidden variable model and is deterministic.