What if the fundamental nature of reality is a timeless ocean where every possible bundle of qualia - first person sensory experiences - exists within it? Time doesn’t actually exist, but the illusion of it could, as bundles could have false memories and expectations.
I don’t know what you are on, but did you bring enough for everyone else?
also, how doesn’t it get wet under the shower?
By holding it below the shower. But I don’t know if that is just an Aussie thing with how our water works