The normal thing to do is just make a recording of you screaming “LET’S FAAAAAAUUUUU-UUUUUU-UUUUUUUU-UUK!!” Boost the bass and yeet that little fucker into a subwoofer with it on max blast for a few hours.
Imagine when I’m alone & sexually frustrated I just step outside and let out shrill continuous screeching bursts of noise until a man descends upon me and inserts his penis into my vagina.
Wouldn’t life be so much easier this way?
Why must humans make mating such a complex psychological game involving money & cosmetics & material possessions & status & mental manipulation
Aren’t their noises a mating calls? You should’ve played a porno to it. Or a romantic commedies? Not sure what would be the best equivalent
Baby shark on repeat for 12 hours is the end result of a successful mating call, so I don’t really see the problem here…
The normal thing to do is just make a recording of you screaming “LET’S FAAAAAAUUUUU-UUUUUU-UUUUUUUU-UUK!!” Boost the bass and yeet that little fucker into a subwoofer with it on max blast for a few hours.
Or this, except only the last line of the 6th verse for 12 hours
Tangential thought on mating calls:
Imagine when I’m alone & sexually frustrated I just step outside and let out shrill continuous screeching bursts of noise until a man descends upon me and inserts his penis into my vagina.
Wouldn’t life be so much easier this way?
Why must humans make mating such a complex psychological game involving money & cosmetics & material possessions & status & mental manipulation
Why can’t we just go outside & scream?