supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · edit-221 hours agoIf video games actually determined our real world behavior, we wouldn't be violent, we would be obsessed with powerwashing and all have CDLs.message-squaremessage-square79fedilinkarrow-up1340arrow-down114
arrow-up1326arrow-down1message-squareIf video games actually determined our real world behavior, we wouldn't be violent, we would be obsessed with powerwashing and all have CDLs.supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · edit-221 hours agomessage-square79fedilink
minus-squareadarza@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up46·21 hours agoevery shit-tier chore ever conceived, and every task on every ‘honey do’ list ever made, would be completed. every day. on schedule. and without fail.
minus-squareChicoSuave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·10 hours agoRename “chores” to “dailies” and you would get immediate results.
minus-squareHuntressHimbo@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up19·20 hours agoA cottage industry of recovering neighbors who have fallen asleep on their way home and returning them to their beds in exchange for a ‘finders’ fee might develop.
every shit-tier chore ever conceived, and every task on every ‘honey do’ list ever made, would be completed. every day. on schedule. and without fail.
Rename “chores” to “dailies” and you would get immediate results.
A cottage industry of recovering neighbors who have fallen asleep on their way home and returning them to their beds in exchange for a ‘finders’ fee might develop.