This title is wild
ooh,
this is so inside norm.
If Youv’d read prime ministers or presidents press transcripts this would fall inside norm, actually probablly below idiocity norms for public speeches.
Water? Like from the toilet?
It’s got electrolytes!
#TechnicallyTheTruth 🤣
I mean it’s actually the truth. There’s literal water in the toilet.
Drinking water is basically the best you can do.
It’s solid advice for most of life’s problems.
This is the best summary I could come up with:
At least four people fell ill after drinking beverages made by the Coca-Cola company in Croatia over the past week, with the country’s health minister advising the public to “drink water.”
One person was hospitalized after reportedly drinking Römerquelle, a flavored mineral water, at a café in Rijeka, a city in western Croatia, on Saturday.
One of the victims reportedly fell ill after drinking a Coca-Cola bought from a vending machine.
The Croatian Institute of Public Health is analyzing samples of the drinks to determine what caused the symptoms.
Croatia’s Minister for Health Vili Beroš earlier confirmed two of the cases of suspected poisoning, saying both had injuries to the esophagus.
Asked if it was safe to drink carbonated beverages, Beroš said people should exercise “general caution.”
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#Hydrohomies
#Unite!
Imagine if this was some weird Political novel Croatia was pulling to oust Coca-Cola?
I doubt that lol, but I hope it’s not some big crazy big conspiracy.
Disregard Coke. Aquire Cockta.
