ylai@lemmy.ml to Technology@lemmy.mlEnglish · 9 个月前Neuralink Barrels Into Human Tests Despite Fraud Claimsspectrum.ieee.orgexternal-linkmessage-square59fedilinkarrow-up1313arrow-down18
arrow-up1305arrow-down1external-linkNeuralink Barrels Into Human Tests Despite Fraud Claimsspectrum.ieee.orgylai@lemmy.ml to Technology@lemmy.mlEnglish · 9 个月前message-square59fedilink
minus-squareJoshua Nozzi@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up98·9 个月前Early, undocumented, mass implantation in human subjects WOULD explain some of the fanboyism of late…
minus-squarefloofloof@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·9 个月前It would explain some of Elon Musk’s weird twitchy body language too. But there are other possible explanations.
minus-squareRickyRigatoni@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up50·9 个月前There is no way that dude isn’t on drugs 24/7.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·9 个月前I would probably be on drugs 24/7 too if I had unlimited resources and no way to go broke from my actions.
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 个月前Heroin has entered the chat Did someone say they want drugs 24/7? I can help with that.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 个月前Go home heroin, nobody wants you here!
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·9 个月前Fine, I will go somewhere where I am appreciated. Heroin has left the chat
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 个月前*Anticorp slaps Heroin with a large trout.
minus-squareNattyNatty2x4@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 个月前We got any guesses what his go-to cocktail is?
Early, undocumented, mass implantation in human subjects WOULD explain some of the fanboyism of late…
It would explain some of Elon Musk’s weird twitchy body language too. But there are other possible explanations.
There is no way that dude isn’t on drugs 24/7.
I would probably be on drugs 24/7 too if I had unlimited resources and no way to go broke from my actions.
Heroin has entered the chat
Did someone say they want drugs 24/7? I can help with that.
Go home heroin, nobody wants you here!
Fine, I will go somewhere where I am appreciated.
Heroin has left the chat
*Anticorp slaps Heroin with a large trout.
We got any guesses what his go-to cocktail is?
Neurolink = brain stapling?