I totally get this. I think when something really serious is happening, I automatically suppress emotions in order to stay functional, but when something that’s ultimately not a big deal happens, I feel like it’s “safe” to be upset about it.

Thing is if you’d panic, you’d probably actually die

It’s the paper cut law.

Having your leg wrenched off at the thigh by a syphilitic alligator: 8/10

Banging the back of your head on the corner of the open cupboard door as you stand up from a crouch: 11/10