I got this one friend, a POS (Piece of shit) , who was always bugging me out for using Linux.
Yesterday I won a bet and I will be installing Linux on his laptop, what distro would teach that fucker a lesson?
*Edit
Parody of this post https://lemm.ee/post/20629546
NixOS, you need to learn a programming language just to administer your system
As someone who actually likes NixOS have never felt so offended with something that I somewhat agree.