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Like A Duck@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago

finally there is a perfect monitor for Java programmers

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finally there is a perfect monitor for Java programmers

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Like A Duck@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago
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  • Hector_McG@programming.dev
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    Program in assembly, 40 columns is plenty. You just need an awful lot of rows.

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      Same monitor, just rotate it.

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        If you don’t use a vertical monitor I don’t consider you a real programmer.

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          Joke’s on you: I don’t consider myself a real programmer either

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      We need the same monitor, vertically!

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        The Samsung 55" Oddity in ‘cockpit’ mode has you covered.

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          Samsung 55" Odyssey in cockpit mode.

          Oh god, that is awful.

          I want one.

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        Just think of that hurt my neck. Imagine have to constantly look upward.

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          Removed by mod

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            Clever, at that point, I guess there better be a coding mode in a VR headset that I can have as many desktop/monitor as I want.

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            One problem solved. Three problems created. SOP.

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      As someone that first learned to program in 8008 machine code, you aren’t really wrong, but formatting is and always will be for the weak.

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