The Spanish government has a plan to prevent kids from watching porn online: Meet the porn passport.
Officially (and drily) called the Digital Wallet Beta (Cartera Digital Beta), the app Madrid unveiled on Monday would allow internet platforms to check whether a prospective smut-watcher is over 18. Porn-viewers will be asked to use the app to verify their age. Once verified, they’ll receive 30 generated “porn credits” with a one-month validity granting them access to adult content. Enthusiasts will be able to request extra credits.
Kids will now need to upgrade to SmutPass Premium to continue accessing content.
Ah, so another make-work project that wasted millions of dollars, was built on a broken concept, that nobody will use, and will be defunct in 2 years. Got it. Good job, Spain.
It’s Spain, so they probably wasted euros instead of dollars
It’s Spain, so they probably also wasted a lot of Sangría when working on this.
this will be effective for like the 30 most tech illiterate people
Counting the days until this is hacked and everyone on it gets doxxed.
Oh you like m8dget porn, doxxed. Oh you like lesbian Dom porn, that’s a doxx. You enjoy weird teen porn, def doxxed. Oh you like vanilla porn with a good plot, believe it or not also doxxed. You get a doxx and you get a doxx everyone gets a doxx
Shit I better buy stocks in western digital
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe there might be one or two porn sites outside of Spain that would not be required to implement this…
I’m sure it will work flawlessly and successfully…
