Npm ruined dev long before you tried this.
“ruin dev” is redundant; that’s the default behavior.
Apparently it works retroactively and now you are on Windows.
Oh man, that would be a hell of an easter egg if it cleared your terminal and pretended to be a dos prompt
Your .env with production credentials is now up on a public repo
Not sure CrowdStrike runs on npm, but still ruined it all for sure
i think the dev is already ruined having to use npm
You’ll be forced to use only Windows forever.
Your code will be minified and your git history deleted
Nothing, it’s already ruined(!)
dev.ruin()!
SyntaxError: Unexpected ! operatorNo, it’s an order!
Understood
NPM
ruin devis a new advanced feature that endorses opinionated “extreme programming” techniques. First it gets to work rebuilding node_modules, but with all the least compatible module versions in order to accelerate testing. It also minifies your .js code in place, to save you some CPU cycles later. Lastly, it squashes your entire git history on all branches, to save space.It also tries to do
rm -rf /to save more space, but in this case it’s a futile attempt
You forgot to run
npm edge devfirstnpm ruin devrunning shittier could be a nice prank… depending on how often it gets typed.It’s an alias to start the upgrade to Windows 11… you thought you were being careful all those months dodging the Windows 11 upgrade button but you’ve done it now! Get ready for an objectively worse OS!
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https://homestarrunner.com/sbemails/50-50-emails
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rrZ-sA4FQcDid you get four hundred thousand viruses?
Computer over?
Virus = very yes?That’s not a good prize!
deploys your code to your dev environment
