Clicking the picture deploys a missile

Oh, so that’s why they insisted on vision-only! LiDAR isn’t racist enough

And Nestlé owns them all.

It owns all the other ones, too, because they dare to have “Seattle” in their addresses.

That joke was already made in the article.

You beat me to it by mere moments

Fuck it, we’re two-indexing now.

I’m not a fan of the headline.

Peanut butter is useful.

We’re talking about snaps in contrast.

What everyone else has already said, plus sudden updates that nuke active applications.

Having nails driven into my testicles is better than snap. It’s not a high bar.

There have been GUI package managers for decades.

Not to mention the paunch as well

The way she says “fuck yes” does it for me

Worth it

And not because you want to marry Karlach

LOL, that’s supposed to be him?

Axespensive

Somehow I always wind up being The Guy Who Had Better Not Get Hit By A Bus, and I have yet to win the damn lottery. Although I’m sure my chances would improve if I ever bought a ticket.

“Enterprise” software is always a jumbled mess of garbage written by a revolving door of the lowest-bidding morons. The marketing team just slaps a shiny label on it.

Taco trucks taste better anyway

Pretty sure this article is about the USA