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And you may find yourself
Ordering a PS5
And you may find yourself
Paying for PS Plus
And you may find yourself
Buying a large 4K TV
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house
With a beautiful entertainment unit
And you may ask yourself
Well, where are the games?

Letting the games go by
All exclusives have moved on
Letting the games go by
All the games are on PC
Into the shop again
After the money’s gone
Why did I buy this thing
PS5 Has No Games

And you may ask yourself
How do I work this?
And you may ask yourself
Where are all those franchises?
And you may tell yourself
This is not my PS2
And you may tell yourself
This isn’t even my PS4

Letting the games go by
All exclusives have moved on
Letting the games go by
All the games are on PC
Into the shop again
After the money’s gone
Why did I buy this thing
PS5 Has No Games

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was

Studios bleeding
And studios closing
Concord cost $400 million?
Horizon remake
Still no bloodborne
Forspoken

Letting the games go by
All exclusives have moved on
Letting the games go by
All the games are on PC
Into the shop again
Into the bargain bin
Under unwanted ports
There are no games to be found

Letting the games go by
All exclusives have moved on
Letting the games go by
All the games are on PC
Into the shop again
After the money’s gone
Why did I buy this thing
PS5 Has No Games

You may ask yourself
Why is there a PS5 Pro?
You may ask yourself
Where did that disk drive go to?
And you may ask yourself
What's the difference? It looks the same!
And you may say to yourself
My god, concord cost $400 million

Letting the games go by
All exclusives have moved on
Letting the games go by
All the games are on PC
Into the shop again
Into the bargain bin
Under unwanted ports
There’s no new games to be found

Letting the games go by
All exclusives have moved on
Letting the games go by
All the games are on PC
Into the shop again
After the money’s gone
Why did I buy this thing
PS5 Has No Games

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Look where my games were
Games aren't holding up
Live services everywhere
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Letting the games go by
Same as it ever was
Here's Last of Us Part II again
Here comes Last of Us Part II
  • OmegaMouse@pawb.social
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    21 days ago

    Haha this is excellent! I do play on PS5, but I’m glad exclusives are becoming less of a thing (it was always annoying having certain games walled off to one console). I’m not quite sure why anyone would buy a PS5 Pro…