• FigMcLargeHuge@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    Hey everybody, look at mr fancy pants over here! My bags did not come with any sort of fastening device, and besides, that’s why I own a 3d printer. To solve problems like this.

    (Begin infomercial acting)
    Narrator: Is messing with carabiners too hard sometimes?
    [actor fumbles with carabiner and drops it on the floor]
    Narrator: Does your arthritis prevent you from working those tiny little carabiners?
    [actor rubs their hands like they are in pain]
    Narrator: Do you forget to unclasp your carabiner when you finish shopping?
    [show shopping cart with 20+ carabiners attached]
    Narrator: Well fumble no more with the handy Shopping Cart Bag Holder by Figco™.
    [show someone happily shopping]
    Narrator: Act now while supplies last, only $99.99 + shipping and handling.