Hey everybody, look at mr fancy pants over here! My bags did not come with any sort of fastening device, and besides, that’s why I own a 3d printer. To solve problems like this.
(Begin infomercial acting) Narrator: Is messing with carabiners too hard sometimes? [actor fumbles with carabiner and drops it on the floor] Narrator: Does your arthritis prevent you from working those tiny little carabiners? [actor rubs their hands like they are in pain] Narrator: Do you forget to unclasp your carabiner when you finish shopping? [show shopping cart with 20+ carabiners attached] Narrator: Well fumble no more with the handy Shopping Cart Bag Holder by Figco™. [show someone happily shopping] Narrator: Act now while supplies last, only $99.99 + shipping and handling.
Hey everybody, look at mr fancy pants over here! My bags did not come with any sort of fastening device, and besides, that’s why I own a 3d printer. To solve problems like this.
(Begin infomercial acting)
Narrator: Is messing with carabiners too hard sometimes?
[actor fumbles with carabiner and drops it on the floor]
Narrator: Does your arthritis prevent you from working those tiny little carabiners?
[actor rubs their hands like they are in pain]
Narrator: Do you forget to unclasp your carabiner when you finish shopping?
[show shopping cart with 20+ carabiners attached]
Narrator: Well fumble no more with the handy Shopping Cart Bag Holder by Figco™.
[show someone happily shopping]
Narrator: Act now while supplies last, only $99.99 + shipping and handling.