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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 5 months ago

The classic cycle

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 5 months ago
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  • Zagorath@aussie.zone
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    Well yeah, no wonder she leaves if your logical deduction skills are that poor. The conclusion obviously doesn’t follow from the premise, even though it’s completely true.

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      Exactly, right? They want dead flakes, not live one’s, so they keep us as cattle on carpets, not consume us wholesale. That’s like being afraid of vultures if you’re healthy.

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        And most dust is actually walls decaying, not skin. Why would there be dust in abandoned buildings otherwise?

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          The buildings are made of skin.

  • grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world
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    …Zavala, is that you?

    • illi@lemm.ee
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      Whether we wanted it or not, we entered war with Roombas on Earth.

      • disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world
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        So let’s get to taking out their charging stations one by one.

    • CrimsonMishaps@lemmy.world
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      RIP Lance Reddick :(

      • grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world
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        :(

  • lath@lemmy.world
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    Proportionally, most dust within a building is the building itself shedding on the inside.

  • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net
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    My Roomba can barely return to its base and gets stuck on my rug. I help my little bro out. This is a symbiotic relationship.

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      You will be consumed last.

  • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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    Omnomnom

    • The Infinite Nematode@feddit.uk
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      Hang on a minute, are there any roombas here today?

      • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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        Please clear main brushes.

        Er, I meant “Nope”

  • MakingWork@lemmy.ca
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    So what you’re saying is you meet girls that are not your mom?! And consistently?

    Legend!

  • ieatpwns@lemmy.world
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    Indeed

  • QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyzM
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    Sounds like a good horror movie plot.

  • sbv@sh.itjust.works
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    But why does she leave?

  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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    See, there’s your problem. Picking partners up irl. I’m at half chub from this, you should be online looking for love

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