🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 1 year agoIt's just one of life's mysteriessh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1248arrow-down111
arrow-up1237arrow-down1imageIt's just one of life's mysteriessh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 1 year agomessage-square19fedilink
minus-squareFfaerieOxide@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down2·1 year ago Clearly masculinity is a very elegantly culturally evolved trait for survival. Sure it’ll get you killed but like so many things which’ve evolved to kill us we can treat it now with pills.
minus-squarePugJesus@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year ago“Tired of the urge to piss on electric fences to prove your masculinity? Take antiboyotics today!”
minus-squarethe_third@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoNo, no, that’s anti_idiotics_ you should take in that case.
minus-squarePugJesus@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoIt’s my God-given right as an American to be an idiot! I’ll be damned if I let some so-called ‘medical expert’ take that away from me!
minus-squarethe_third@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoOf course, sir, I understand, in that case, may I point you towards our large selection of liquid proidiotics, aisle 7 and 8.
minus-squareFfaerieOxide@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·1 year ago Friend #3: “Do it; no balls!”
Sure it’ll get you killed but like so many things which’ve evolved to kill us we can treat it now with pills.
“Tired of the urge to piss on electric fences to prove your masculinity? Take antiboyotics today!”
No, no, that’s anti_idiotics_ you should take in that case.
It’s my God-given right as an American to be an idiot! I’ll be damned if I let some so-called ‘medical expert’ take that away from me!
Of course, sir, I understand, in that case, may I point you towards our large selection of liquid proidiotics, aisle 7 and 8.
Damn, this got literal