“We need to negotiate with our American colleagues and partners,” he said. “Maybe I’ll have a call with Donald Trump.”
Lemme translate… I am going to give instructions to my patzi and force America to assist me in neutering Ukraine.
Trump is absolutely giddy that Putin used his name. JV Dunce is going to give him atm tonight to celebrate.
A ceasefire should lead to “an enduring peace and remove the root causes of this crisis”, Putin said.
I mean, if he wants to leave Russia and transfer power, I’m all for it. There are also a lot of unsafe windows in Russia, I hear.
The root cause is actually humanity
Fortunately, he has the tools to get rid of that
Nah it’s physics. Which is just math anyway.
Remove math and we have a peace deal.
Getting rid of math might be harder
u/db0 may know how to do it though
Indeed. Putin is the root cause of this crisis.