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SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 months ago

muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rows

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SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 months ago
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    just a lame-ass excuse for not finding whatever evidence they were looking for.

    elsewhere, some seeding was done.

    now they’ll do the ‘full’ data grab and ‘find’ what they were looking for.

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      Yeah. Hiring inexperienced children into government isn’t fraud, by itself. But I bet it makes fraud way easier.

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        especially if some of the children have a background in cyber crime . this is somehow not a joke , see this video (youtube.com)

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