I must’ve put a decimal point in the wrong place or something. Shit, I always do that. I always mess up some mundane detail.

-Michael Bolton

Computer fix this code with just enough mistakes that I can charge them to fix it again, just don’t make it obvious.

It’s a Windows home server, how else is he going too keep it up.

Did you actually just say that with no irony? The “western” world lives in relative luxury because of continued exploitation of the global south.

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Found the Manhattanite. You guys hate to admit anything important exists outside of Manhattan.

How quaint.

Wow! I didn’t realize Sony invented sweeping vistas and giant creatures.

If you read the article there is a link to trumplethinskin’s truth social where the video is posted.

Up to as much as more than half of all people.

Blue cheese has mold in it, DISCUSTING!

The 520ST was my first computer, and I still have it.

I scored 8/10, but I should get a pass for guessing the inventor of python is a serial killer.

Facebook messenger notification. Everyone I know who uses it has a Pavlovian reaction to that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_sexual_misconduct_allegations

Only a few of them involve underage girls so it’s not that big of a deal. /s

It’s out of magenta.

This is the oldest I currently have pictures of.

Agreed. So you wrote a shitty web page that breaks constantly, but you still wasn’t me to download it as an “app” so you can track me better? No thanks.

I think they meant all of the apps that are just a website with a wrapper.

Yeah, that’s what I meant. I’ve listened to that song countless times, and just now realized it’s a dune reference.