You can’t get a good view of the bombing of Tel Aviv all the way from Iran.

Monkey is for MoonScript

N is for Node.js

O is for Objective-C

P is for Pascal

Q is for QBasic

R is for R

S is for Swift

T is for TypeScript

U is for …

Fix it now, or you go to jail

This can’t be not satire

My condolences

Certainly not for running an LLM on all your files to figure out which ads to show you in the start menu. Why would you even imply something like that?

Why are you asking? Are you trying to prematurely optimize these apps?

I want to forget SVN

Hard drive was made by Tesla

“North America” is the name of the continent. It can stay.

Ah, yes. A private method for working on a public field.

In Hebrew, the word for “stone” is male-sounding while grammatically female, and the word for “rock” is female-sounding while grammatically male, you know, for simplicity.

I guess the entirety of America is in dark corners?

1. Certainly looks like it’s going in that direction…
2. I assume you mean “the entirety of the USA”?

Doesn’t MS Access still use SQL?

All government data is processed using sed.

He won’t die before releasing Half Life 3, which means he’s immortal.

I feel like I didn’t really recognize having different “platforms” like Mastodon, PixelFed, etc would give multiple opportunities for the fediverse to make a “first” impression with people.

Corporations have learned long ago the importance of properly identifying your audience, and the Fediverse is not exempt from that rule. Lemmy is the Fediverse version of Reddit and Mastodon is the Fediverse version of Twitter, and just like these two giants could live together with each other and also with Instagram without stepping on each other’s toes, so do their Fediverse versions can live with the Fediverse version of Instagram, PixelFed.

Now we’re just missing a Fediverse version of Facebook.

My code is portable enough to support all versions.

No. You need to run it in a VM that runs TempleOS.