I feel you. I have to let the far sides of my mustache grow out longer than the rest so they bridge the gap to the beard.

Zuck’s just an omega-level gooner, swearsies!

It was made by Don Bluth. You might have seen his other game Space Ace, and you’ve definitely seen some of his movies, like An American Tale (Fievel), All Dogs Go To Heaven, Secret of NIMH, or Rock-a-doodle.

Hell yeah!

TBH, Guybrush was kinda cute too, if you like complete fucking dorks.

I guess there were plans for one that turned into the Netflix show Love, Death, and Robots. Which I mean, has some great episodes, but it’s no Heavy Metal. Not nearly enough titties and zero Loc-nar.

Princess Daphne from Dragon’s Lair. I’m so very old.

Good news! You’re allowed to skip them and instead play the hundreds to thousands of older games you’d surely love, but that slipped under your radar at the time. Plenty to hold us over until publishers and studios learn their lesson.

If it’s AI, don’t buy.

Absolutely bonkers, and I honestly hope she sincerely believes that, if it helps her make her music. This is the kind of harmless crazy I’m happy to see in artists.

Now I want to see Spider-Man vs Brundlefly from the 80’s “The Fly” remake.

Try the money.

Fuck that, stop blaming weed for what money did.

Bojack Horseman did some interesting stuff to represent a character with dementia’s failing memory as she tried to recall things. Unimportant or painful to recall people’s faces were blank or scribbled over, the background of scenes got vague sometimes, and one memory would visibly collide with another in some confusing mix.

Ha, see I have the complete opposite taste. A bit of pit hair and bush is all fine, maybe a bit of a goatee, but otherwise I like mostly smooth dudes. And yet I like hairy women… I haven’t unpacked that yet.

Also any fantasy skin/hair colors puts my needle straight into overdrive, so Adam Warlock is bonus points for me.

I think we can all firmly (lol) agree that he’s a snack in this pic tho.

Did y’all not see him all gold and fine in Guardians of the Galaxy?

Anyway, even in We’re the Millers he was kinda dorky cute.

Oh neux.

God power keeps my pimp hand strong, so trust me or you won’t last very long!

Quite an experience to live in fear, isn’t it? That’s what it is to be a slave.

I’ve seen tits you people wouldn’t believe. Orcish knockers around a fire off the shoulder of the Chionthar. I watched pierced nips glitter in the dark near Baldur’s Gate. All those moments will be lost in time… like tears in rain… Time to die.

Of course I want to bang surface dwellers, cousin. You know that after I left the Underdark, I pleasured a woman without a spider crawling across my ass for the first time? That almost never happens upland, it really lets you focus on the task at hand. And most of the women there will ask before sitting on your face.

Taking things off the market to drive scarcity and boost sales at a later date is a normal bullshit and common anti-consumer business tactic.