The last time someone tried to sell oil in anything other than the US dollar, his country was invaded under false pretenses.

See you next summer.

This will be the coolest summer you ever experience.

And the shoreline!

The comments are full of nuclear bros who think nuclear is the answer. Something about sun and wind not working everywhere.

I think a few scientists at Exxon Mobile predicted this in the 70’s in their worst-case scenario reports.

Welcome to the British Petroleum summer heat wave. Next up is the Exxon Mobile Hurricane season.

Fun fact about the Exxon Mobile Hurricane Season, oil and gas platforms can get insurance against a storm in the Exxon Mobile Hurricane Season, but homeowners in Louisiana can’t get any homeowners insurance due to the expected severity of the named storms in the Exxon Mobile Hurricane Season.