Get stuck together, what a risky idea haha.

Yeah i love reminding my wife we are one butthole to butthole tube when we kiss.

She on the other hand hates being reminded

Hahaha fucking dick beards

It’s like neck beard but for cunts

I used to live near the Kwinana freeway and often at peak hour that road is backed up to a stand still anyway.

Also unclear how ducks got on there? The concrete barriers are low and last i checked ducks can fly

Smithereens you say

I don’t see then unless I go onto profiles, but man that was an instant hit of nostalgia

You killed him man

Yeah I’ve got a multimeter that could do it, but you would need to be careful drilling through to not hit any of the cooling jackets

Simple, just drill a hole into the fridge and use a probe from outside.

/s just in case

One three hundred thirtysix seven o seven o

Don’t you buy rooms on ships with ocean views?

I think the beauty is in the contrast.

Seeing the land fall away to sea, waves breaking upon the shore etc.

Why wouldn’t a ship count?

Shitty one though

I heard she’s a pilot now

I’m entitled to tell Americans how we feel and that we don’t want them here.

Americans have their heads so far up their arses they think the world is there’s

I don’t care if Americans fight back or not. I think they should just dig their holes on their own and leave the rest of us out of it.

The way America is going a growing consensus of people here would rather China as our overlords then American Nazis now too.

Change starts with a step,

Me telling them got other people involved. It’s very apparent we don’t want them here.

I have even sent useless letters to my representative and got boilerplate back.

I don’t care why they joined, they’re part of a machine that isn’t wanted in our town

I asked 6 marines who were walking around in full uniform in my town in Australia what they thought of trump last night. They said he’s their commander and chief and two stayed silent.

I asked them kindly to fuck off put of our country because they’re not welcome

*sauce