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Cake day: June 13th, 2023

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  • The Deliverator’s car has enough potential energy packed into its batteries to fire a pound of bacon into the Asteroid Belt. Unlike a bimbo box or a Burb beater, the Deliverator’s car unloads that power through gaping, gleaming, polished sphincters. When the Deliverator puts the hammer down, shit happens. You want to talk contact patches? Your car’s tires have tiny contact patches, talk to the asphalt in four places the size of your tongue. The Deliverator’s car has big sticky tires with contact patches the size of a fat lady’s thighs. The Deliverator is in touch with the road, starts like a bad day, stops on a peseta.














  • I was a PlayStation kid but I had friends who had the n64. Overall I had a lot of fun playing mario 64, dk64 multiplayer, Mario kart 64, and Star Fox 64 at friend’s houses. We always did a win a level or die then it’s the other person’s tern rule on single player games.

    But ultimately the single player experience on PlayStation was better. The rpgs and horror genres really left a lot to be desired on the Nintendo end.

    I’m glad I have them both now. As a side note I never heard of the Saturn back in the day, but it’s the best for arcade ports of the era. If people are looking to get into mid to late ‘90s gaming.