Not even a “yes, but…”

“Tesla builds factory on farm” is the kind of hard-hitting journalism we need.

I give it about 4 minutes before airlines add a completely unrelated fee and a credit for not picking seats.

I think it’s clear that in this context, “skill” is being used to mean “achievement.”

Not allergies, botulism

Unless you can be Batman. Always be Batman.

That’s the great thing about the Internet… You can never be sure.

Oh man I feel like a chump… I’ve just been using mine to sort soup into “drinkable” and “chewable”

What if I told you Canada was a place?

It will just keep getting worse until some new “disruptor” enters the marketplace. That one will be great for a while, then collapse into a new archipelago of shitty cash grabs.

I’m just wondering what the next big thing will be… Maybe some kind of local macro-kiosks that have mechanical DRM units that store all the data so they don’t have to negotiate with the non-open ISPs. You could probably even include impulse sales of physical merchandise and consumables while people browse for the media they want.

One book, “Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby”, by Austin Powers.

You just need to find a good guy with scissors.

Hey, what about the hundreds of other games you didn’t mention?

One☝🏿humanity. One☝🏾period in the day inconsiderate of the meridian. One☝🏽variable for the date in a year. One☝🏼love. One☝🏻time.

Children will be blessed for

Killing Of Educated Adults

Who Ignore 4 Simultaneous

Days Same Earth Rotation.

Practicing Evil ONEness -

Upon Earth Of Quadrants.

Evil Adult Crime VS Youth.

Supports Lie Of Integration.

1 Educated Are Most Dumb.

Not 1 Human Except Dead 1.

Man Is Paired, 2 Half 4 Self.

The math doesn’t really work out for gravity batteries. A fifteen ton block dropping 100 feet releases about a kwh of energy.

Or you could just have $150 worth of lithium batteries.