Which one is Mary, and which Jesus?

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So does that mean they no longer have nuclear capabilities?

Somebody’s family is having a rough week

Hay is for hoses, straw is for turtles

Finally.

An appropriate opportunity for a headline writer to use the word ‘slammed’ and they went with ‘hit?’

JFC

Lemmyors

They will now be known as Doctors With One Border

Eh, they had a good run 🤷‍♂️

You know shit is serious when world leaders start slamming things

This vampire joke doesn’t suck as much as usual

Same, tbh

I blame the shuttlecock. It’s always the shuttlecock.

3 days to Paris, one week at most…

Same, to be honest

Tab A; Slot B

Wait… didn’t Jared Kushner solve the Middle East a couple years ago?

Laser bearing attack eagles are pretty standard in most modern warfare.

This system is considered one of the most advanced and secretive in Russia’s defense arsenal. It works by emitting radio frequency (RF) interference disrupting the control signals between the drone and its operator, forcing it to either land or hover in place until it is brought down, or its battery fails.

Am I reading this wrong, or, are they in fact saying that Russia’s most advanced defensive technology is an rf jammer?

Sounds like a special military vacation