And Tasmanians, and Native Americans, and Indians, and Kenyans, and Irish…

Maybe he’s mad there are no Star Wars movies on the list. I hear he is a big Jar Jar fan.

So are we not doing perjury anymore?

He did work for the Heritage Foundation, so he knows all about those terrorists.

I, Frankenstein

CGI filled brainless action with demons and gargoyles fighting a secret war. Aaron Eckhart as Frankenstein is stuck in the middle. The whole thing tries to copy the vibe of Underworld and mostly fails. Somehow I still love watching it. It’s just the right kind of bad for me.

Empire Records.

I make references from that movie all the time and nobody ever gets it. Doesn’t stop me.

I figure the world is right about where it was in 1936.

He prefers to import his Barbies from Slovenia.

Hypersonic missiles could destroy every major city in the US in 20 minutes. Just have to put a nuclear warhead in them. The US is deploying hypersonic missiles too. This doesn’t change anything except that in the case of Armageddon we will have half as much time to find someone to bang before we die.

This Wikipedia page is going to be relevant to all our lives very soon.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoot–Hawley_Tariff_Act

They don’t intend for there to be a “next” administration.

Adrenaline makes your hands shaky and the target was moving.

It’s horrifying that I could see Greenland being his Poland and Canada being his France.

Nope. They were perfectly legal as they were ordered by the government.

In WW2, the concentration camps and the Holocaust didn’t break any German or international laws. This is the first case where the charge of crimes against humanity was used.

The funny thing is that the Nuremberg Trials were based on retroactive laws. Nothing the Nazis did was technically illegal, so they were prosecuted on the basis that their actions were decided to be crimes after the fact.

Told ya so

There is an amazing audio tape where an astronaut who has been living in a helium enriched underwater laboratory for a month gets a phone call from President Johnson.

I’m betting he wants it because it looks big on a map and he doesn’t think anyone lives there.

It was definitely uninhabited. It was the Vikings who founded it. It’s pretty interesting. The icelandic language has changed so little, they can read the original Beowulf text as easily as they read a bus schedule. It’s a really hard land to survive in. The early settlers had to resort to cannibalism several times.