These news organizations are burying the lead with their titles. Let’s help.

Fuckwit thinks paying more for goods means good trade practices.

Consumers forced to pay 15% more for dumbasses self imposed taxes.

Orange baby fucks whole country by rewriting trade deals without any consultation with economists.

Hehehe!

Cocoa is so obscure and bitter and gets processed so heavily to produce even a close approximation of “chocolate”, why don’t we just use broccoli? Process broccoli into broccolate, stop underpaying cocoa farmers who have to break the law and impoverish their own families and workers to make ends meet. Fuckn corpo clowns.