Amy Wong: He knows when you are sleeping,
Hubert J. Farnsworth: He knows when you’re on the can,
Turanga Leela: He’ll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
John A. Zoidberg: Oh…
Hermes Conrad: You’d better not breathe, you’d better not move,
Bender Bending Rodriguez : You’re better off dead, I’m telling you, dude.
Philip J. Fry: Santa Claus is gunning you down!

At least they saw something explainable.

Bro, carry her to hell and back!