I think a heat sensor would do just as well since the butthole is hotter. Unless there’s some rogue splashes, in which case it might work on low res/high contrast to avoid identifying video. Or maybe lidar, but then it might just shoot the pimples.

All I know is if we start training AI bidet cameras on millions of videos of dirty assholes we’re going to get a version of skynet no one is prepared for.

It’s always been more of a bitter apertif than the main course, to me. Not particularly satisfying unless shared with company.

It sucks when I realize the only thing keeping me in shape is social anxiety.

Fat and happy is still better than skinny and crazy.

Guys, I don’t have a prostate.

I may drive down to visit my friend’s states from time to time.

Don’t have one.

I’m on new antidepressants so I can’t reach the finish line but they upped my adderall, too, so I have the motivation to keep trying. I’m real sore, guys.