I don’t think “they made me buy it so I’m breaking it” is really a 4D move. It’s more like a 4th grade move.

Okay but the “nett hier” joke only get better the more it is repeated, I enjoy every time it shows up

St. Lawrence was executed by placing him on a gridiron with coals beneath it. At some point during his execution, he declared to the Romans “I am done on this side, turn me over”. After this he became the patron saint of both cooks and comedians, which I think is hilarious