Ummon would be pretty good too.

I made the grave mistake of forgetting the /s. It was a joke, just like Religion.

Through Christ all things are possible, even not getting used to being on fire. I make this sacrifice for Jesus. Who, coincidentally, already suffered for my sins. So… Atheists: 0 Christians: 1

Yes you can, but how are you supposed to control the minds of an extremely gullible population that way?