I wonder what it will say about the Hutzler 571.

Cool. Now, where can we go to talk about CBB?

Neat. I knew I could Cunningham Law this instead of doing research.

“I’m about to talk about Christmas lights for an 70 minutes.”

“Hell yeah, bro!”

Those don’t take batteries and your click generates the electricity for the signal. Right? Like a wind up radio.

But if it’s imperfect, at least it’s not as long.

They named a filament after me?

“Like the guy in the $8,000 suit is gonna fix climate change? C’mon!”