"Hey honey, sorry about the late night call. I just wanted to check in to say I love you.

Hey, on an unrelated note, there is an orgy happening in my room. Like 13 people have DEMANDED to suck my dick since I checked in. And so far 3 women have had strapons. You know I can’t last here! You KNOW how easily I submit to strong women with strapons! Ok, love you byeeeeee, mistress chloe is calling from down the hall…"

…oh no.

New phrase just dropped!

The address is the border. No, not the one with the wall. The other one.

Although, they really SHOULD build a wall, to keep all the racist americans out. Make trump pay for it all.

The Onion should start a sister news outlet called “The Moon” that just parodies The Sun.

And the crew said “THANK YOU!!!”

Well, tumblr died out in 2017 because they said “NO PORN!!!”

And all the blogs died.

It’s like Dr Cox said: “If you take all the porn off the internet, there’d only be one website left. www.bringbacktheporn.com and nobody would visit because it doesn’t have porn.”

So. Does WAFRN have porn? And also…why are these things ALWAYS named with weird hard to pronounce names? Come see my new website Drufyflezak!

Ian Malcolm? I thought you were fictional!

I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord

I mean…yes? Physics are involved for sure.

Automatic upvote for Jurassic Park.

He’s not wrong. The one on the right kinda looks like Seinfeld. It’s one of those things where once you see it, you don’t unsee it.

Everythings made up, and the lives don’t matter.

Microsoft owns taco bell?

In response to that, I reccomend a swift boot up the Xbox producers ass!

Wow. You actually get me.

shifty eyes

I still don’t trust you…

you’ll be alone for eternity and will never have true friends or camaraderie, and that by itself will consume you.

I AM a morally decent person who makes efforts to do the right thing. And that last part is STILL true!

I just don’t like most people.

Nah. It’s going to be trump vs elon.

Username checks out

The John Cena of aircraft…