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25 days agoWe are in the timeline where MTV stopped playing music, the White Stallions never formed, and Bill and Ted didn’t write the song to unite all of humanity.
We are in the timeline where MTV stopped playing music, the White Stallions never formed, and Bill and Ted didn’t write the song to unite all of humanity.
“It’s a moo point. Like a cow’s opinion, you know, it just doesn’t matter.”
Ah, I see you have studied and understand the complexities of corporate finance. Well done, let’s give our CEO a 2,000% raise to celebrate!
-Corporate board somewhere, probably
A wild Mitch Hedberg appears! Have my updoot.
Hey guys, I’m developing a quintiple A game! It’s real because I just said so! Also the price point for AAAAA games will be $145 cause that’s how awesome it will make you feel.
p.s. - planned DLC releases during early access for only $99, what a bargain!
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