MeatPilot

Similar issue, my wife knocked the kids rubber ducky into the toilet well flushing it. A complicated maneuver because she hit it with her elbow knocking the ducky off the top of the tank exactly as she hit flush. Had to auger it to the bottom of the toilet and than unbolt it from the floor and yank it out from the bottom hole because it wouldn’t go past the lip where the toilet met the drain. Honestly probably better it didn’t go into the pipes and get jammed somewhere else I suppose.

Guess I did all the way up to step 7?

And, yes I remind her of this folly regularly.

Maybe it’s American diets and not the plumbing.

Unfortunately the best we can do is 1939.

Getting high and playing on modded Tribes servers was a certain form of Zen for me.

Thanks, this really fucked with me when I tried to scroll past.

Like when you are backing up your car and the car next to you starts going forward.

🎊

Most of it is in my balls now.

I’m going to add this comment to my scrap journal.

I cook by vibe mostly because I don’t have the items the recipe calls for. So I typically substitute whatever I have that I think fits or smells right. Works well 9/10, just when someone asks me what I used to make something, I have no fucking clue.

Have you seen this boy?

Everything reminds me of Vim

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off (the) shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

Twitter is the pile of Atari E.T. games they found in a New Mexico landfill.

Oh my god stop! He’s already dead!

US: We renamed it, isn’t this great!

Cherokee people: Yeah, so when do we get the land back?

US: 😂

HOLY FUCK THIS IS AMAZING!

Like the Flying Ginsu?

The corporate equivalent of watching racoons fight over a bag of garbage in a dumpster.