MeatPilot

Twitter is the pile of Atari E.T. games they found in a New Mexico landfill.

Oh my god stop! He’s already dead!

US: We renamed it, isn’t this great!

Cherokee people: Yeah, so when do we get the land back?

US: 😂

HOLY FUCK THIS IS AMAZING!

Like the Flying Ginsu?

The corporate equivalent of watching racoons fight over a bag of garbage in a dumpster.

Truly, this look is a red flag for bad life decisions.

So he’s a massively gross pervert and an expert on croc footwear?

Nature’s pizza pocket.

That’s good protein!

I think you need a hug.

I do agree something needs done about climate change. But as someone who deeply appreciates art and understands how important it is to preserve it, I think protesters have a lot more avenue’s to gain attention AND actually target something related to climate change.

Why not go throw soup on a representative or maybe throw soup on the door of a famous municipal building. Target government, they ultimately make the decisions.

So… everytime I nut it’s like a microplastic glitter cannon?

🎉🎉🎉

Nothing more precious than reminding your lil’ squirt that you once raw dogged mommy and turned her into a boston cream doughnut.

You know what other option is popular and much more common than packaging or etching. A tiny sticker, made out of recycled paper.

I heard if you go into your bathroom and turn off the lights. Then close your eyes and spin around three times well saying “Nintendo, Nintendo, Nintendo!”

It will summon their lawyers and they will drag you to court through your bathroom mirror for violating copyright.