It doesn’t even have what plants crave your honor!!!

The story gets even more disgusting:

https://deadlinedetroit.com/articles/33083/starkman_michigan-based_meijer_achieves_new_low_in_corporate_inhumanity_with_arrest_of_teen_worker

All the times he talked about how hot he thinks underage girls are probably didn’t help either

According to the article the president offhandedly suggested that a ballroom be built by his company around 15 years ago, and whoever he suggested it to correctly ignored this idiotic idea. So basically he’s going to spend $200 million dollars of tax payer money building a ballroom where one already exists as an act of exceedingly petty revenge because someone hurt his precious delicate feelings over a decade ago.

Seems pretty on brand

Why would you add an “s” to the word “chivalry” though?

I got my first photo album in the early 90s when my parents gave me a Polaroid camera! Somehow I have now inherited my grandparents photo albums with pictures going back to the 1940s to the 80s when I was a kid and I love looking through them even though I don’t know who all of the people are. It’s a MUCH different experience than swiping through images on a phone and it makes me sad that younger people might never experience that

I like to think that anyone who says they don’t like musicals just hasn’t seen a good one yet

I think a “landgull” would just be a pigeon

If my forehead doesn’t sweat then it’s not spicy enough lol

That’s exactly how I order it!

I get the hottest Indian food I can when I go out lol I’ve gotten so used to it that even the hottest stuff they have doesn’t seem that spicy to me anymore! I’ve started making my own dishes at home now with habaneros and I love it! I just made a post in another community with my new batch of pickled habaneros that I’ve been putting on everything lol

I don’t get it. Hot sauce just makes things more delicious

That sounds more like a personal problem than an issue with the time honored Tooth Fairy method lol I never felt the need to rip out my own teeth as a child

What are you talking about all my pants have giant pockets that the whole phone fits in with room to spare

Parts of you probably will 👍

There are some aspects of life that make me wish I was born at a different time than I was, and other things I like now that I wouldn’t want to do without. I don’t think it’s as black and white if an issue as this makes it seem.

You sure did buddy 👍

Sure buddy, that’s what I said. You got me 👏

I’m not particularly bitter about it, it’s just a fact of life at the moment. What I do take exception to though are people who like to condescendingly suggest that all life’s problems could be solved by just heading to the Caribbean or Europe for a few weeks. If I could afford to just pick up and go wherever whenever I felt like it then most of my issues would already be resolved lol

Cool. Is this your way of telling me that you’re going to pay for me to go traveling? That would be great, thanks 👍