You are hereby remanded to upgrade a legacy Java 1 system, written by interns, to Java 8. May God have mercy on your soul.

The abuser mantra

Many Mandarin speakers around South-East Asian are getting lured by high paying foreign jobs, getting kidnapped on arrival in Bangkok or Phnom Penh and then end up working in scam centres in Myanmar and Cambodia. Malaysians are highly sought after because many are fluent in both English and Mandarin.

Hilarious that a teenage girl once terrified the upper echelons of right-wing politicians.

Canada will be treated like Puerto Rico to ensure this doesn’t happen…

That’s fucking macabre… And since it’s from Israel, there’s probably a bug in the pager too…