You have no news, just like everyone else.

Jokes on you, I can sleep 13 hours a day and still eat six meals.

Are you anywhere near VA? I need yo to cook me some okra so I can find out what it’s like not slimy.

The team had several close calls trying to bring her in, including one instance when Valerie came into the rescue site only to find a group of possums chowing down on her treats, which caused her to leave before volunteers could capture her.

That tracks.

Article is worth it for the pics alone.

Answer: turns out it was worth $10.

I will never understand people’s obsession with what is essentially a shittier, more expensive walmart.

We love Wingspan. Meadow is pleasant.

Just One was a great game for 4 people. Three people have to get the fourth person to guess a particular word. They each write down a one-word hint. If any two (or more) players write the same word hint, they don’t get to show that word to the guesser. It’s a lot of fun when you see the different ways people interpret words to come up with hints and how two (or more) words can work together to make you think of the answer.

I want to give it scritches so bad.

My mom was just saying 2 days ago as we walked down our street, she doesn’t understand why so many people come home in the evening and just sit in their cars. Like, you’re home. Go in your home. We could come up with plenty of scenarios for people to do it once in a while, but for so many it’s like a ritual.

No one in Hollywood or on YouTube recalls this. Everytime i see someone on fire I shout “STOP DROP AND ROLL” at the TV, but they just stand there and flail like morons.

I would like the option to make it public on my community. I have asked people not to downvote amateur bakers for just trying to improve their skills but some assholes don’t listen.

That is gorgeous.

Ah yes, it is uniquely dignified to hate your body and feel like an alien inside it.

As a homebody I’m curious, how did you meet your fiancee?

Same here. It’s always the same Medicare scam. And I just watched that special John Oliver did about human traffickers forcing people to work in their scam factories, so I wonder if it’s part of that.

I like that you responded to the wrong post and I know exactly which post you meant to reply to.

They are referring to this meme.

They are referring to this meme.