My mom was just saying 2 days ago as we walked down our street, she doesn’t understand why so many people come home in the evening and just sit in their cars. Like, you’re home. Go in your home. We could come up with plenty of scenarios for people to do it once in a while, but for so many it’s like a ritual.

No one in Hollywood or on YouTube recalls this. Everytime i see someone on fire I shout “STOP DROP AND ROLL” at the TV, but they just stand there and flail like morons.

I would like the option to make it public on my community. I have asked people not to downvote amateur bakers for just trying to improve their skills but some assholes don’t listen.

That is gorgeous.

Ah yes, it is uniquely dignified to hate your body and feel like an alien inside it.

As a homebody I’m curious, how did you meet your fiancee?

Same here. It’s always the same Medicare scam. And I just watched that special John Oliver did about human traffickers forcing people to work in their scam factories, so I wonder if it’s part of that.

I like that you responded to the wrong post and I know exactly which post you meant to reply to.

They are referring to this meme.

They are referring to this meme.

I’ll accept his quest.

It’s a fail.

This was my exact experience and I couldn’t figure out how to make it end. Was I supposed to guess which brand? Or was it something picky like a microwave oven?

Is there a room where it’s abnormal to eat pizza?

Nah, plenty of fanboys willing to blow him.

Then why do people keep telling me to?

Check out A Half-Built Garden by Ruthanna Emrys. A bunch of US citizens get so fed-up with the looming collapse of the planet, they form a bunch of socialist collectives who rely on the internet to function. It’s like a cross between reddit and Next Door. Problems are discussed, solutions proposed and voted on, information readily shared. These communities just focus on taking the best care they can of their own people and their corner of the world. Also there are aliens.

Come on, everyone knows calories dont count when

• they’re liquid
• you’re standing
• they come from someone else’s plate