

In 2020 there was a worldwide pagan ritual on Halloween (in which I participated) to bind Trump in order to prevent his election. Biden won. In 2024, there was no collective ritual and we know how that turned out. I don’t actually believe in magic, but at this point, I’m happy to hedge(witch) my bets.
I volunteered at the polls on election day and ran over a cardinal on the way there. That’s when I knew we were cooked.