Back when optimization was Black Magic. Now we just tell the customers they need better hardware.

Someone probably had to argue hard to get 3 letter variables. Guarantee there was some one arguing for 1 letter variables.

You’re talking about next quarter problems. Those aren’t mine. I will be gone by then.

• Every capitalist ever

Oh dam I didn’t think that through.

I may be looking into getting a monitor arm now…

It’s like Picture in Picture but you know a whole lot better.

They’re only nice if you can afford to run without a case.

In this economy???

Remember folks, What you know is protected. What you are is not.

Cops can force you to use the fingerprint scanner.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/04/cops-can-force-suspect-to-unlock-phone-with-thumbprint-us-court-rules/

You know you can plug your PC into the TV right?

You ain’t need swing out monitor

At what point does it become macroplastic? kiloplastic for the Europeans.

You know you can have that flexibility with a work phone, right? Without them monitoring, and controlling your device?

Clearly you’ve not had to use the home grown documentation methods.