That’s our appreciation for clear rules

It’s like the cost of one banana

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And it’s also good to remember in our modern lives, it’s often just a feeling more than a state of being.

It’ll tell you you’re hungry just because it’s the time of day you normally eat. It’ll tell you you’re hungry when you really just need a drink of water.

But a B-List actor told me it would trickle down half a century ago, so let’s give them the benefit of the doubt and maybe we’ll catch a dribble

Carbon taxes need a caveat that prices cannot change due to the tax. Otherwise it’s just another way for big business to profit.

“We had to raise our prices because of the carbon tax!”

“But the tax is 8% and your prices have gone up 20%”

shrugs “Dunno. Carbon tax.”

Rather, they’re not sorry they tried to scam you, they’re sorry it didn’t work.

It’s always been okay. Conservatives don’t give a shit about child safety.

Freeze 'em, starve 'em, shoot 'em… as long as there’s human suffering to be had!

That’s like arguing that 99% of the light off a heating element is a laser beam directed straight into deep space.

The real key is local bottling where local production isn’t possible.

Ship vats of Coca-Cola syrup to the 200 largest cities (more or less) in North America and create local bottle circulation.

Spice it up with local bottle designs or recycling marks. Now you’ve got novelty sales, collector sales, eco-conscious sales, ‘support local’ sales…

I’ll concede aluminium when the Brits adopt platinium

Business owners, if you want to work so bad, why don’t you do it for free?

Then you could use that money to pay someone who doesn’t want to work to work.

Productivity would go way up!

I buy lousy steaks, will this technique elevate a lousy steak to a mediocre steak?

My time is literally not worth as much as buying a better cut of meat.